Saturday, January 22, 2005

I wonder wat's the sure way of losin weight? I still have another 5kgs to go. Or maybe more. Did i say, there's somethin wrong with my weighin machine. I can be weighin 50kg now, but after i've eaten JUST a slice of bread, i weigh 52kg. Ok, who will be so bo liao to go and weigh themselves after they have eaten just a slice of bread. Ok, i did. Which i duno why either. And, i just revealed an woman's greatest secret. My weight.

Never mind. Women, all in this case, no mather their width, slender, fat, skinny, can look into a mirror, and see themselves as fat old obasan with, the buttons of her blouse on the verge of bursting. Thing is, I'm no slender lady. Tat's the reason why i needa lose some kilos. Back to the point. How can i lose a freakin 5kg before the Chinese New Year? Exercise? Yeah rite. Who the hell tells me chucks of illogical theory that exercise helps to lose weight, blah blah blah. And ask me to jog 3 times a week, half hour each time, i'll ask that person oh-so-smart person to kiss my ass.

Firstly, Joggin trains muscle. And muscles weights much more than fats. Which, at the end of the day, has the reverse effects. And my goal is to lose weight, not gain mass. Not for me. Secondly, Joggin makes you pant like a thirsty dog, sweat like tapwater, and stinks like garbage. Torture yourself, but wat did will you get in the end? Big Fat Unsightly Budglin Calfs, Stinky Body, and Uncontrolled Sweaty Glands. Yucks.

Or? I can choose to invest in Xando or Extrim. Which requires no exercise, and i can have a slender figure, in just 4weeks. Accordin to the adverstiments tat's. But it's wat we called. Stupid. Let's keep this hush-hush, i've this girlfriend, who had tried this so-famous carbo-block product, who is endorsed by this so-famous actress. Yes, in the 1st month, she lost abt 3kgs. However, when she stop, the 3kgs came back all togehter again. I guess the product's company must have did a very goood job in their CRM, esp in the aspects of maintainin customers' [WEIGHT] in this case.

Or, i can choose to barge into the slimming centre, holding the newspaper cuttings of watever so promotions they are have, and let them urge me to sign up for this package, tat package, so at the end of the day, i can have my desired figure, with no suregy, no pills, no injections. Sounds familiar ar. Never mind, this is no option for me either.

The only way is: Sit one corner, cry and pray.

Hopefully, the intense cryin will increase the rate of metabolism.

Humpf!

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